romangodfrey:

lesreichenbachfinn:

so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert the basement” so

I made a brochure 

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if you book now we will also install working lights

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS POST


Captain Laserbeam:  This is good ice cream.
Phillip Fathom:  THE BEST ICE CREAM.
Captain Laserbeam:  You make it sound like we're arguing even though we're agreeing.
Phillip Fathom:  WE'RE DOING BOTH.

samirows:

down in moonshine holler? I think you mean

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I just found out that there is ACTUALLY a town called Sparks, Nevada. omg.